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Monday, January 2, 2012

AN ENTIRE BOOK FULL OF STERLING SILVER THOUGHTS: THE ELEMENTS OF F*CKING STYLE


A surprisingly useful grammar book from the cofounders of The Fucking Word of the Day (thefuckingwordoftheday.com)*

The examples of proper usage are priceless & unforgettable. Here are a few of my personal favorites:

-"A decent homemade sex tape requires three things: good lighting, attractive participants, and a tripod."

-"My date, who had seemed listless and uninterested through dinner, perked up as soon as I broke out the cocaine."

-"Commas are fucking fun..She's got fake tits, nails, and hair."

*Aside: see also thefuckingweather.com